Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women Video

Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

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I'm? just ...
I'm? just disappointed? Comments?

I am? disappointed ...
I am? disappointed that the top comments spell disappointed and also I have a very small penis

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I think top ...
I think top comments are just stupid all together.?

"What? a bunch of ...
"What? a bunch of dogs."

I am dissapointed ...
I am dissapointed that people are trying to get a top? comment by complaining about the top? comments being the same.

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rapidly? aging overweight secretary...

I'm disappointed ...
I'm disappointed that people are? trying to get a top comment complaining about people complaining about people who are complaining about other people spelling the word disappointed wrong.

I? am disappointed ...
I? am disappointed that people are trying to get a top comment by complaining about people complaining about people complaining about the top comments being the same.

I am disappointed ...
I am disappointed that people are trying to get a top comment by complaining about people complaining about? the top comments being the same.

I'm pretty ...
I'm pretty disappointed that the top? comments spell disappointed wrong.

I am? disappointed ...
I am? disappointed that the top comments can't even spell disappointed correctly...

it must have been ...
it must have been pretty rough reading? that script if you're one of those women

damn Sadly this is? ...
damn Sadly this is? really happening now

I'm? disappointed ...
I'm? disappointed that neither of the top comments spell disappointed right.

This video is too? ...
This video is too? funny!!!!!

Jeff receding? ...
Jeff receding? hairline much?

Im not disappointed ...
Im not disappointed about either? top comments cuz i dont give a flying f**k.

Top comments? are ...
Top comments? are the dope

I'm going to ...
I'm going to complain about the top comments, in doing so,? I hope to get the top comment myself. Like it please.

Who really gives a ...
Who really gives a f**k about being the top comment anyway? I? mean most of the people watching this are probably borderline retarded anyway.

top comment in the? ...
top comment in the? making

wow....... both top ...
wow....... both top comments are? complaining that both top comments are the same. shut the f**k up please.

I'm? disappointed ...
I'm? disappointed that the top two comments are exactly opposite

I'm disap.., ah ...
I'm disap.., ah f**k you? calebw151

@SanguisDiabolus ...
@SanguisDiabolus LOL i missed that, thx? for pointing it out!XD

I'm not really ...
I'm not really disappointed at all that people are? getting top comments by commenting that they are disappointed that people are trying to get a top comment by complaining about the top comments being the same.

"Body Type: More to ...
"Body Type: More to love" lmfao?